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Ode to the BlingruptOde to the BlingruptTwas ponzipaloosa, and the slithy brokerersDid scofit and fraudit in the Davy Jones IndexAll bankholed were the financial sucktor,And the drivelatives quantitatively fassets teased.Beware the Econorrhea, my sonThe defiscalation, the statiscryBeware the greenspanspin, and shunThe derolexing priaponomicsHe took his dollardrum sword in handLong time the creditastrophic foe he soughtSo rested he by the Econorrhea tree,And stood awhile in thought.And as in stimulescent thought he stood,The Econorrhea, with eyes of flame,Came misundermanaged through the fiscapocalyptic wood,And derivilified as it cameOne, two One, two and through and throughThe dollardrum blade went snicker-snackHe left it dead, and with its headHe went coda popping back.And hast thou slain the Econorrhea?Come to my arms, my beamish blingruptO unbondaged day Callooh CallayHe chortled in his joy.Twas ponzipaloosa, and the slithy brokerersDid scofit and fraudit in the Davy Jones IndexA ll bankholed were the financial sucktor,And the drivelatives quantitatively fassets teased.Check out a few more words from Recessionwires Recession Lexicon.Posted by Laura Rich, RecessionWire.comLemonade Maker Jim Dowd, IT Entrepreneur Outplacement, Ho Recession Briefing 3.3